For the past two seasons the Slush R&D Department has worked tirelessly to develop a t-shirt graphic that looks just as good wrinkled as it does fresh off the ironing board. The result is the revolutionary Slush "Distortion" Longsleeve. While the proprietary Distortek™ technology is a trade secret, everyone who purchases a "Distortion" Longsleeve will benefit from this development and free up countless irons for their true purpose, which as everyone knows is waxing snowboards.